Highly Charged

As any lad from Somerset will tell you, if you piss on a cattle fence your dick gets fried.

By blatantly defying the International Atomic Energy Agency, Iran is pissing all over the cattle fence of the Bush government. Highly charged by the potential differences of disillusionment over Iraq and the omniscient spectre of divisive social issues, the current administration would like nothing more than an internationally acceptable reason to start another war. It's good for taking the voters' minds off things like the economy and stem-cell research.

Unfortunately for us, Iran is holding a large bucket of manure, and when it spastically convulses from being electrocuted no doubt we'll all get covered in shit. For the time being, I've decided to forego any long-term investment opportunities.