Scientific proof of Fastrouser's proficiency

According to a group of Dutch scientists, the best way to give a woman a mind-blowing orgasm is to make one's amorous attentions whilst she's strapped into a cold steel chamber wearing only her socks. (Alcohol can also help, but I don't think that's news to any post-pubescent male). Proof positive that in spite of accusations to the contrary, my own romantic technique is cutting edge stuff.

I also know where the G-spot is. It is in Buffalo, Wyoming.

The G-spot - if Dirty Gary can find it, then so can you