Spare a thought for the Captain

Fastrousers will be off the air for a few days. In the best traditions of Lewis and Clarke, I'm going to Wyoming to get 'Po-Dunked', and apparently I may even experience 'Jerky' (but I said a firm no to the Rocky Mountain Oysters). Since I have only the vaguest notion of what these words mean, it would be fair to say that I have some concerns about this particular expedition.

Assuming I don't end up as bear shit or the victim of a shoot-out, I should be back next week with more pithy observations.