One for the Womyn

Ladies, it's not too late to get your tickets for Michigan Womyn's Festival. This year is the 30th anniversary, and events include Ancient Amazon Survival Skills and The Only Bush I Trust is My Own (presumably some kind of gardening class).

There's an internet discussion forum so you can join in the fun if, like me, you can't attend. After that 'incident' in 2003 involving a Breast Casting workshop, a polaroid camera and half a bottle of scotch, the organisers have told me I won't be welcome. Bloody tuppence-lickers.