Friday, August 19, 2005

Spammers - may all Gods roast them slowly in acid

The bastard fuck bugger twat spammers have found me, and the cock piss motherless shit-eaters have invaded my comments board, so the Captain has had to take measures. My first reaction was go around to their houses and fill their loathsome mouths with cement, but this has proven logistically difficult. So I've resorted to just blocking them.

From now on, when you post a comment you will go through a word verification test. You don't have to register or any of that bollocks, and you can still post anonymously.

Except that is for comments from the grandmother-raping spammers - their messages will be sent immediately to the midden-stinking gates of the electronic hell that spawned them.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to see that you are attracting interest in your Blog. I cannot imagine why.

It has been great to catch up with your verbal diatribe after being away for the last 3 weeks. Also good to see that posted comments from those native to the US of A back up all my pre-conceptions about how inanely stupid and lacking any sense of irony they are.

5:44 am  
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4:39 am  
Blogger Captain Fastrousers said...

In reply to anonymous:

I've heard of that site. There's a link to it on

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Bitch.

10:36 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:11 am  

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