A further announcement from the Iraqi interim government

OK, we admit it, we may have tortured them a little bit. (Bayan Jabr, Iraqi Interior Minister, and on the advice of my lawyers absolutely NOT chief torturer). Hey, people on the Rieperbahn pay good money for a spot of mild torture, so I still don't see what the fuss is about.

But for those who continue to need some reassurance about Iraqi human rights, don't worry. The USA, officially now known as The Country That Does Not Torture (unless it really wants to) is launching a full investigation.

'OK, there were signs of torture...' (Bayan Jabr)