Obama. Fuck yeah. Just don't cock it up by banging your secretary, bombing a Chinese Embassy, or invading a desert with 3 troops and half a battle-plan.
posted by Captain Fastrousers @ 10:22 pm
Shock and Awe
It's nothing personal. It's just that I despise you.
Name: Captain Fastrousers
Home: United States
About Me: I spent over thirty years in my native England being astounded and bewildered by the dismal stupidity surrounding me. So, I moved to a nation famed for its deeply intelligent culture - the USA.
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- A single people, separated by the Gulf Stream
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- Danube Blue
- Funding the Ubermensch
- A political endorsement by Captain Fastrousers
- For 'a that, an' a' that
- My aircraft was unsafely noxious
This Wretched Life
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- French phlegm
- Keep an eye on your Dong
- One stick pony
- Scientific proof of Fastrousers' proficiency
- If death and taxes are certain in life, then so is idiocy
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- The soundtracks of misery
- This man wants to ban gay priests
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- In search of spiritual guidance
- When weapons are allowed back on board an aircraft, the pilots will be able to land the plane safely but the aisles will be running with blood
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Boston Tea Flingers
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- By the time the film restarted, all hope had disappeared
- Parenthood is morally wrong
- If he wins, I'm going to sue
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- Fastrousers takes it to the terrorists
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The Skeptic Isle
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- Today I am ashamed to be british
- Double-OAP-Seven
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