It is an ex-sparrow

War, torture, bombings, death - just another beautiful day. Nevertheless, there are people in the world with nothing better to do than stand 4 million dominos on their ends, and who were so incensed that a sparrow knocked a few of them over (23,000, give or take) that they had it killed. Worse yet, there are 24,000 people with nothing better to do than whine so much about the death of a sparrow that a tribute to the anarchic avian is to be broadcast.

Give me a gun, and I'd shoot the whole bloody lot of them.