'...if you live in an immoral way with a member of the opposite sex or same sex, you will be terminated.'

Pat Millar makes it clear to anyone working in her roller-rink in Idaho that ...if you live in an immoral way with a member of the opposite sex or same sex, you will be terminated. It's good to see that they're not going soft on the whole messy business of extra-marital unpleasantness in Idaho - until the Supreme Court makes sinful living a capital offence then we need more crusaders like this to take matters into their own hands.

Sadly, it appears that Pat and Marvin Miller don't actually execute their morally-corrupted staff, they only terminate their employment, but at least it's a start. Squirting deodorant into rental roller skates is a responsible job that demands the very highest levels of personal and professional probity, both on and off the rink. If people want to live lives of unwed sin, then they should choose a career that doesn't affect the morality of Our Young - one that allows people to freely engage in acts of the most bestial vileness without actually influencing anybody. Run for Senate, perhaps.

Pat and Marvin also ban public displays of promiscuous activities, homosexuality, intoxication, use of profanity, lewd behavior, use of illegal drugs, child abuse, spouse abuse, unlawful relationships, cross-dressing, stalking and nudity. Nothing about buggering wildlife though. After all, this is Idaho, and they can't afford to completely alienate their client-base. There is no room in heaven for those who can't maintain a successful entreprise*, just ask the Mormons.

*Except for George W. Bush, of course - his repeated bankruptcies, cocaine abuse and alcoholism may be forgiven in light of his righteous smiting of ungodly foreign heathens. Glory be!