So long, Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole may have gone, but thanks to Playboy we'll always have the mammaries...
posted by Captain Fastrousers @ 7:19 pm
Shock and Awe
It's nothing personal. It's just that I despise you.
Name: Captain Fastrousers
Home: United States
About Me: I spent over thirty years in my native England being astounded and bewildered by the dismal stupidity surrounding me. So, I moved to a nation famed for its deeply intelligent culture - the USA.
Previous Posts
- I should have been a bin man
- Failing to get the horn
- Fastrousers unveils exciting new service
- Democracy in action
- Platonic Presidency
- There must be 50 days to leave your lover
- We're sitting on a goldmine
- You're wasting your time
- My New Year's Resolution
- This season's HOT look
This Wretched Life
- For all you culture vultures
- Extreme Noise Terror
- The lurking menace of paper
- French phlegm
- Keep an eye on your Dong
- One stick pony
- Scientific proof of Fastrousers' proficiency
- If death and taxes are certain in life, then so is idiocy
- Everyone hates me because I'm English
- The soundtracks of misery
- This man wants to ban gay priests
- There's a Brazilian in my dungeon
- In search of spiritual guidance
- When weapons are allowed back on board an aircraft, the pilots will be able to land the plane safely but the aisles will be running with blood
- 1 hour 15 minutes is perfect for an exam
- Warning: contents may be hot
- Don't give decent data to hippies
- Funding the ubermensch
Boston Tea Flingers
- Science question
- Bossanova Bullshit
- By the time the film restarted, all hope had disappeared
- Parenthood is morally wrong
- If he wins, I'm going to sue
- It's not just the Astrodome that stinks
- Journalistic endeavors
- Fueling a ruthless arena
- Bright lights and academic fights
- I'm horny for my dentist
- Sesame Street character in LA crack-house bust!
- Fastrousers takes it to the terrorists
- Encouraging news from the USA, but Fastrousers urges 'no complacency'
- The faculty are all hounds
- They're trying to take the fun out of being a redneck
- How to buy contraceptives in the US
- It's survey season again
- Get under my desk and I promise you the Earth will move
The Skeptic Isle
- Tighter than an owl's chuff
- Bone idle Jihadis
- It's all in the presentation
- Today I am ashamed to be british
- Double-OAP-Seven
- Supermodels are a pain in the arse
- Two World Wars and One World Cup
- Judge rules that climbing Everest is dangerous
- Jesus wept the English are stupid
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