I am heartened by America's concern for the tuna

The US government wants to see restrictions placed on Bluefin Tuna catches, specifically in the eastern Atlantic and the Mediterranean. Marine biologists have been concerned by the dwindling Bluefin Tuna stocks of some time and by focusing attention on the European fishing grounds, the US can show their environmental credentials whilst ignoring the overfishing of the Pacific Bluefin Tuna, which is also endangered. That means that batchelor/batchelorette parties in Las Vegas can still gorge themselves on all-you-can-eat sushi before heading to the bars to get pissed and laid.