Ring of Fire

Richard Lefevre won $2000 dollars on Sunday, for eating 247 jalapeno peppers at the Jalapeno Eating world Championships. Emergency services in his home state of Nevada have been on alert pending his first bowel movement.

He narrowly beat Sonya Thomas, a 105 pound asian woman who makes a living out of cramming junk food down her gullet. I wonder if she's thought of applying to the World Food Program for sponsorship? No matter, she's single and she can get 8.31 pounds of sausage in her mouth in 10 minutes, which makes her my kind of woman.

No wonder Americans aren't interested in inane, contrived sports like 'soccer'.

Sonya Thomas - butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Probably because it wouldn't have time